HomeNewsA Presidential Morning (6)

A Presidential Morning (6)

 

Norman Goodman Misserial’s

‘ESCAPADES OF KWEKU ATTA, ESQ.,’-An African President

Kwaa negligently threw the safety briefing ready via his Nationwide Safety Minister at the seat beside him and requested casually, “Is there anything else in right here that I will have to know urgently?”

“Smartly, critical preventing broke out some of the Nabadoge tribesmen at Biyam within the South the day past,” mentioned Primary Dzigbodi, the Nationwide Safety Guide.

“And what did you do?” the president requested querulously.

“I ordered in a police and armed forces contingent from the regional workplace. We’re sending in additional males nowadays. I’ve additionally spoken to the Leader Director on the Internal Ministry. He ordered a district curfew this morning, on your title, in fact,” the Safety Guide mentioned moderately.

“Good enough. All that you’ve achieved up to now is just right. Put in combination a temporary. I need to know the cause of the preventing once you might have it,” he mentioned, turning his consideration to Ralph, he requested, “Is there anything else new?”

Ralph already had a paper in hand, “A call for participation arrived the day past from the Embassy in Belgium. They’re swearing within the new High Minister and you’ve got gained a call for participation to wait.”

“That’s nice information! Already, the arena is starting to notice that Africa has produced a really perfect chief who will have to be celebrated. This invitation is no doubt an affidavit of my genius. Inform the celebration communicators to propagate on radio that this can be a nice fulfillment and honour to my presidency. To be invited to witness the swearing-in of a complete High Minister of Belgium, simply two days after my very own swearing-in! What an fulfillment!” the President gushed.

Dzigbodi, who privately swore to himself years in the past that he would by no means be a hangers-on who would all the time do his activity in just right judgment of right and wrong, requested, “Sire, don’t you suppose we will have to track the occasions at Nabadoge for a couple of days prior to you trip? Other people would possibly start to communicate if we commence touring so early, and in particular when we’ve got a disaster the place persons are loss of life.”

“Ho, Dzigbodi, what is that this? You recognize that the Nabadoge are all the time preventing. If no longer over a work of yam or a cow, then surely over a girl. The ones other folks love the sight of blood. This is in no way a disaster. And anyway, I accept as true with you to maintain it very successfully,” he mentioned.

Kwaa became to Ralph, “When is the swearing-in”

“4 days from nowadays,” the Director of Communications mentioned.

“Ok. Factor a press unlock pronouncing the go back and forth. Put in combination the delegation. You recognize who and who. We can depart the next day. It’s time to check out the efficacy of the brand new presidential jet,” Kwaa mentioned with a big, bland smile, ultimate his eyes in ironic excitement.

Unexpectedly the 2 males with him shared a secret glance while the snake-like eyes had been closed prior to taking a look away. Ahead of the election, the problem of the presidential jet have been some of the contentious problems between the 2 political events. While the then President Alhaji Dr. Efovi John Joojo Asante Zubaida alias Chameleon, the flag bearer of the ruling Socialist Celebration of Ogyakrom had insisted {that a} presidential jet used to be a countrywide crucial, Capitalist Inheritance Celebration (CIP), whose flag bearer used to be Kwaata, of Mpesaase, recognized to the arena as His Excellency Nana Sir Obrempong Ewiasewura Kwaku Atta I, Esq., QB, SAG, OBE, KFC, had insisted that the country didn’t desire a presidential jet. As same old, the positions followed via the 2 events had been fueled via political comfort, as in opposition to ideological concerns. Principally, subsequently, each events tended to make stronger or oppose the purchase of jets relying on whether or not they had been in energy, or opposition.

This had supposed that over time, the positions of the 2 events on whether or not or no longer the country will have to personal a presidential jet have been bewildering. The 2 events tended to make stronger the acquisition of a presidential jet as a countrywide precedence when they’re in energy, and to vehemently oppose on every occasion they’re in opposition. Briefly, the view of the 2 events, when they’re in opposition, used to be that presidential jets had been frivolous. In energy, the events all the time mentioned that the jets had been an absolute necessity. The outcome used to be that the country had a minimum of six presidential jets, each and every purchased when one or the opposite of the 2 events used to be in energy.

The newest acquisition, purchased via Alhaji Dr. Efovi John Joojo Asante Zubaida within the closing yr of his presidency, had simplest been delivered just a week prior to he left workplace. Thus he had by no means been in a position to journey in it. Now, irony of ironies, the person who hostile its acquisition so vehemently used to be going to be the only to make use of it first.

His Excellency Nana Sir Obrempong Ewiasewura Kwaku Atta I, Esq., QB, SAG, OBE, KFC, differently referred to as Kwaa or Kwaata, smiled with excitement on the irony, “I perceive the gadget, when totally loaded, could make a unmarried flight any place in Europe with no stopover?”

Ralph nodded sure.

“Then get to it. We fly in two days’ time,” Kwaata smiled once more.

(You’ll observe tales within the Day-to-day Searchlight on www.thedailysearchlight.com or Day-to-day Searchlight on our Fb house web page. Write to us on searchlightnews@yahoo.co.united kingdom).

Joshua Appiahhttps://www.ghonenews.com
The GhOneNews is your one-stop location for all cultural, history and women empowerment topics.
RELATED ARTICLES

Most Popular